I'm jealous of your bromance
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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