I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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