No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm sobbing to NWA
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