I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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