Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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