i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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