you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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