Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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