Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
