Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I see more hoeing in ur future
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