I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
two words...techno handjob
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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