Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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