Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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