Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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