Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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