he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
vagina is talking i cant
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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