: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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