Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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