new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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