When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together