yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?