Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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