Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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