I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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