does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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