Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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