Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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