Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
operation have a gay friend backfired
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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