This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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