What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
