weddingsv make me drug and hornr
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
