I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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