So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
How's work?
Spinning.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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