38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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