I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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