Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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