If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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