Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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