She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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