oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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