So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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