My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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