OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
This baby is an asshole
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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