didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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