Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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