i already hear my dad disowning me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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