Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
