My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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