he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This baby is an asshole
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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