So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
