I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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