worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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