chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Even my vagina gasped.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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