I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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